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Where's My Woman?

Charming, funny, witty, and young athletic Mennonite. I am looking for an Amish bride to unite with in my Christian life, preferably one with exceptional cooking skills, and some background in cleaning home. Also a strong desire to have at least, and if not, more, than 12 children.

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Appearance

EthnicityNative American / Indigenous
National heritageDutch
BuildVoluptuous
Height188 cm
Eye ColorDepends on my mood
Hair ColorPlatinum
Hair LengthWaist length
Facial HairFull beard
Best featureBelly Button
Body ArtBranded, Fanged, Inked all over, Secret piercings, Scarred, Strategically placed tattoo, Other
Health ConditionDwarfism

Situation

Has childrenThree or more
Wants kidsYes
Housing SituationThere is always a party going on
Living ArrangementsWith kid(s)
Wants to RelocateNo
Have PetsCat, Dog, Bird, Exotic animal, Fish, Gerbil or guinea pig, Horse, Reptile, Rodent, Other, I own a farm
Has a carNo

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Doctorate
SpecialtyOther
Employment StatusFull-time
Annual income$2,500,000 +
Job TitleFarmer

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation comedies, Instructional, Movies, I don't like TV, I wish I had a TV, Sports, Reality shows, Soaps, Re-runs
Favorite TV showsLittle House on the Prairie
Favorite movies typesAction, Science fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller, I don't like movies, I'm a movie actor, Adult
Favorite moviesAmish Grace
Music typesCountry, Rap, Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Classical, Vacuum cleaner noises, I don't like music, I'm a recording artist, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, New age, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
Favorite artistsOreck.
Reading selectionNews, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Horror, Humor, Instructional, Mathematics, Music, Mystery, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Science, Science fiction, Sports, Technical, I don't like reading, I'm an author
Favorite booksThe Bible.
Idea of funMilking cows, watching my woman bake, walking through my farm, long romantic buggy rides, watching my woman quilt by candle light, rearing children, being a man, being higher than women, Biblically speaking.
HobbiesExercising, Arts & Crafts, Sports, Reading, Learning, Music, TV, Movies, Internet, Games, Clubbing, bar Hopping, Dancing, Family, Dining, Photography, Religion, spirituality, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Cars, Camping, Fishing, Playing cards, Gambling, Volunteering, Computers, Shopping, Motorcycles, Hunting

Personality

SmokerSmoke heavily (10+ a day)
DrinkingHeavy drinker
Social behaviorFire starter
Friends describe asRaunchy
In High School I was a(n)Cool dude
Sense of humorI never laugh
My great timeHanging out with friends, Partying, Going shopping, Staying at home, Trying new things, The movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / bars, Drinking, Extreme sports, Reading a book, Going to a casino, Playing dress-up, Playing video games, TV, Going to a concert, Going to a museum
Always wanted to try;)

Views

Political viewsVery conservative
ReligionQuaker
Attend religious servicesEvery day
Goal in lifeAs many babies as possible, and lots of Jesus. (And alcohol)

Looking For

Must haveGood Looks, Great skills, Money
Look for in a partnerGood cooking, fertile womb, willing to have lots of the babies, not jealous of other wives.
On the first dateSpread manure in the fields, romantic buggy ride with fertility questions, obvious making of the sandwich, for my belly. Skip small talk, get to impromptu, have children.

Exercising Preferences

ExercisesAerobics, Bodybuilding, Cross Training, Jogging, Running, Spinning, Walking, Weightlifting, Yoga